OLD COWBOYS AND NEW COWBOYS
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on
newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"