| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and
asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Texas," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Texas too!
Let's have another round to Texas."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Texas?"
"Houston," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks
to Houston."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you
go too?"
"San Jacinto, replies the first man. "I graduated in
'62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's up?" he asks the bartender.
Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The Johnson twins are
drunk again!" |